Imagine you come home and your bin is gone. You think "thank God I got this porch cam" and then you see this shit.
I wouldn't even be mad
I want to see footage from the tip where the garbo unloads ten full bins onto a pile of rubbish and then it zooms in and you see Minor Mistake Marvin is driving.
Aussie abbreviations 101:
Garbo - Garbage Men
Servo- Gas Station
Smoko- Lunch break
Bottlo- Liquor Store
Dingo- Scary Dog
Cheeto- Dangerously delicious snack
Keto- The new diet fad
Polo- Shirt by Ralph Lauren
Polio- Nearly eradicated disease
Portfolio- Collection of works
The Great Cornholio- God
Edits: Continuous edits will be made as hoards of enraged Aussies comment to correct me.
Hey now our cultural heritage runs deeper than that. We also put 'ie' at the end of things too.
And once upon a time we used 'goal' instead of 'jail' which upon reflection is pretty messed up and may explain some things.
Yes siriee bob, we are indeed a real proper country.
I think you mean gaol not goal
Oh shit yeah you are totally right.
Makes my post a bit shit tho.
Shit like shyte
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It's an own gaol
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Yes sorry, I’ve forgotten:
(E)lecie- Also an electrician
Stubbie- A beer
Stubbie- A small penis
Stubbie- The name of my Australian Father-in-Law’s boat
Billie- A kettle
Billie- A goat
Billie- A bong
Tilly- A cashier’s till (Hardly an abbreviation is it?)
Willy- A penis, again
Dilly Dilly- Say the men in the Bud Light commercials
(Edits will be made as all the enraged Aussies that made it down here after my first comment continue to correct me here.)
I thought sparkie was funny, but the next word was elecie haha, nonsense
I'm gonna start using it anyway.
Might spell it Elecky though.
Edit: the sparkie thing is 100% serious though you can google that shit if you don't believe me.
Nobody says elecie, they don't use the first E, so it's lecie.
Also used in Scotland. Can be used to describe an electrician or the electricity itself e.g. you may receive a leckie bill in the post.
Oh I totally believed both. I'm gonna start using sparkie for sure
Chippy is a builder/carpenter.
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